Total Medals Earned: 78 (From 24 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,340 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/125 points)
You loaded the game. And it didn't crash! So this is more a medal for me than you. Nevertheless, it's yours.
Wow, that was really, REALLY terrible score. ... THAT deserves a medal!
Get Ares to eat you. This isn't hard, just get close to him.
It's raining at the Parthenon again! Wait, that's not rain...
Not bad! You're halfway to unicorn status with your 'over 5k but less than 10k' result!
Take one too many arrows to the knee. Er, nut. Er, you.
You became the unicorn! The world thanks you! Mostly because it will taste delicious.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/500 points)
Find the Power Glove!
Find the Throwing Knives!
Find the Treasure Key!
Find the Water Walk Boots!
Finish the game without dying once
Find the 1st Life Fruit!
Find the 2nd Life Fruit!
Reach the Treasure Chamber!
Finish the game without using a single Save Statue
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/20 (120/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/100 points)
Complete level #1
Dig a Ground Block
Kill a pest
Get killed by a thorn
Complete level #5
Complete all 10 levels!
